Saturday, August 11, 2012

Office Hoarder CEOs

I am calling A&E and this will be their new show, "Office Hoarders". In the past 10 years, nearly every office I have had the joy of working in has had a serious hoarding issue. It's as if their only policy on paper documents is to never throw anything away.

Yes, I drew the 'all the things' meme.
Yes, let's please save random checklists from half a decade ago in case we suddenly have a shortage of your writings. I'm certain that delusions of fame are what drives this.

Then, there's a change in management. Typically the new CEO wants to trash all the meme-ries of the "Retain ALL the documents" CEO. This is where the lowly staff members who don't have a company credit card come in. It is their duty to sift through the madness with a clipboard in hand (with the new "document retention policy").

Of course, the only silver lining to this crap job is drawing memes on everything before the shredder comes to pick it up...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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